Noobish avatars

When I started playing SL, I looked like a noob like everyone else...even worse

Freebies were awful and I had few money. 

Then I started earning some cash and my avatar improved greatly!

I said GREATLY!!

But now things are different! You can find even free or cheap mesh clothes or body parts!

But people think that they could show up with "painted" shirt, pants, no shoes and no ao and IM me with "your sexy. come and sit with me"

If you don't care about your appearance, I do! SL and RL are once again different: you can choose to look good. Do it!

And if you decide to be barefoot you're usually a man who thinks that shoes aren't important (why should I bother with shoes? They're not needed for sex!) or a woman who thinks that feet can be sexy. In the 2nd case GET YOURSELF SCULPTED OR MESH BARE FEET!!!

The basic bare feet look like this

Do you really like to look like someone with rhino hooves? A mermaid with seal fins?

And then the ao. Any, free ao is better than no ao at all. The basic SL ao makes the avatar move like he was saying "Hey, look at me, I'm a wardrobe!"

A guy even told me
"I had an ao but I deleted it because if I wear an ao, how people could understand what I'm looking at?"

Tell me, do people really care??

•  8 months old av

This guy manages to smoke weed and vape at the same time

Young girl avatars

Ok, stop with the bullshits.
A lot of men like young girls and a lot of girls like to look young.
There are lots of groups and clubs for older men and younger girls in SL and I believe that disclaimers saying "No kids allowed" must be put somewhere.
But here's the funny part: I've been banned from "Old Grandpa's Home" because they considered me a "child avatar" (I never had a kid shape so it must have been because my avatar wasn't 8 feet tall).
I told them there was no point in running a sim for pedos and then banning all the avatars looking younger than 30 or shorter than a giraffe.
Or I've been banned from "LAR'S *OLDER MEN YOUNGER WOMEN" because my av looked old enough but my ao was too childish.

Ok, let's say that: if you call your sim/club

LAR'S *OLDER MEN YOUNGER WOMEN
Old Grandpa's Home
M+Y - Mature and Young
Lolitas - young /adult/ old  place
***Dirty lolita - Horny 18+ teens and young girls
Daddy's No-Tell Playground
Rock-A-Baby Daddy / Babygirl
FUCK ME DADDY

you want young female avatars in it. All you have to do is to put a disclaimer, like they did in Giggles Beach saying "This is a beach for avatars of all ages, not a hook up place. If you feel harassed, call the staff" and then leave people be. Or, otherwise, run a different kind of club.

Someone told me that the rules became stricter because in Germany you can be persecuted in RL if you have sex with a child avatar in SL.
I don't want to think what they do to german people who play Assassin's creed.

• And then a wild dork appears:

[06:55] Lee Ashley (leeashley.gossipgirl): Just so you know; I've taken your picture, and I'm reporting you to both the management here and Linden Labs for Ageplay. I suggest you poof quickly
[06:56] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): thanks for the info

• Is he serious?

I was discussing a ban I received from a nude beach and the member of the staff looked at my groups and said:

[2016/07/10 01:59]  XXX: horny female masturbation humpers! - not bannable but on a family beach???
[2016/07/10 02:00]  XXX: jaibail babysitters .....
[2016/07/10 02:00]  XXX: not te best profile for a beach with kids etc

Sorry? Are you real with this?
Does he really believe kid avatars are controlled by kids and you need to protect them? Doesn't he really know every nude beach for all ages is just A PICK UP POINT?? Maybe I should tell him how many times those "kids" asked me for sex, even those with pacifiers or diapers.
I agree with following LL rules to protect the sim but you must be either naive or hypocrite to say "not the best profile for a beach with kids"

• Maui swinger fascist camp

I had the privilege to join Maui Swingers Group, paying 300L (because it's sooo exclusive). Nice place and the people seemed nice too.
After few days:

[2017/08/12 09:10] HellsX Resident: Astra, I hate to bother you but your avis looks a bit too young to be here at Maui. Three admins have already gotten complaints from the guests
[2017/08/12 09:11] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): omg really??? I'm taller than 160! I'm not wearing child clothes,,,
[2017/08/12 09:11] HellsX Resident: You have been ejected from 'Maui Swingers Resort' by HellsX Resident.
[2017/08/12 09:11] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): not even the time to answer, thank you.

I complained with the owner and got my membership back.
Some days after that:

[2017/08/23 21:41] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): hello!
[2017/08/23 21:41] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): I wanted to let you know that some people had  complained about you "skipping" around the sim like a little child
[2017/08/23 21:42] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): I've never seen you doing it, but I wanted to let you know
[2017/08/23 21:42] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): look at me
[2017/08/23 21:42] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): this?
[2017/08/23 21:42] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): that is not a child skipping
[2017/08/23 21:42] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): thank you
[2017/08/23 21:43] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): yeah
[2017/08/23 21:43] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): they also said they thought your avi is child like which I don't get at all
[2017/08/23 21:44] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): I don't really know!! I like pigtails but well...
[2017/08/23 21:45] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): it says right on your profile you don't do age play

good, sorted with the owner! I hoped it wouldn't happen again...
but then...

[22:59] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): please  don't float
[22:59] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): thank you
[23:00] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): omg it's just my ao that has a couple of floating animations in it
[23:01] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): yeah
[23:01] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): and its only my dislike for floating that had me ask you to stop
[23:02] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): feel free to float all you want someplace else
[23:02] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): You have been ejected from 'Maui Swingers Resort' by Bandor Beningborough.

ok, dear mr Mussolini, enjoy your lil fascist camp where you need to be all clones 3 meters tall with DD cup and mesh muscles. You didn't complain about my appearance or floating when...

[2016/11/10 20:54] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): i could spend the next 10 minutes going down on you ;)