sabato 24 dicembre 2016

Fuck & Run

Men usually lose interest after orgasm, expecially on SL, where they don't have, in most cases, any love bond with the partner.
When the had what they wanted, how to get rid of the horny chatterbox holding them between their legs?

First, you can see it coming: some start changing poses madly, others go quiet, others... well... start typing.. things!

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
"ooooooooooooh"
"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh"
(yes, some use all the vowels)


"cumminnnnnnnnnnng"
(I'm glad you have the control to actually type it)

"jhhffujfkuttutuktutudku"
(hitting the keyboard would be appopriate)
And now? Sweet talk? Another go to let her cum too? Aaaargh!

  • 14.4 modem syndrome

They go quiet for a while, send you a friendship request and then log off.
I usually wait few minutes for them to come back. They usually don't.
And I usually mute them to avoid the usual "Sorry dear, I crashed last time. Why don't we start again?"


  • I forgot I had to go to the dentist's

After the white/sticky fireworks disappear from the sky, they tell you "Sorry, I didn't realize it was so late! I've to be in Gotham city in 10 mins! May I add you? I am the night!"
I usually don't answer to these ones. Let her go and don't accept the request.


  • I'm 40, live with parents and they forgot to knock first

Like the ones above, they just spam a friendship request and say "Sorry, rl" and jump into hyperspace.

  • Hey, at least I'm clean!

Those often deserve a 2nd chance: they cum and say "I made a mess, time to clean/shower!"

  • Hestuck

[00:50] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): let me guess: orgasm and SL crashes
[00:50] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): lol
[00:51] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): i was ejected
[00:51] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): tp me back pls
[00:51] Second Life: Teleport offer sent to Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich)
[00:53] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): grrr imstuck
[00:53] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): im must relog
[00:53] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): sorry


  • M5S

[03:27] FiveStarsMovement: niente male per essere la prima volta :)))
[03:27] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): :)
[03:28] FiveStarsMovement: ora devo andare a pranzo
[03:29] FiveStarsMovement: che gia rompono
[03:29] FiveStarsMovement: lol
[03:29] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): si ok, ciao