Doms

Doms (dominants) are men and women who like to dominate, mainly sexually but not only, other people.
Second Life has got many options and animations to help players to enjoy the role of dom or slave

But, of course, fantasy is the best tool to enjoy SL action, and people try to fulfill their role.
That's why doms try to act like a bunch of kids shouting "SHE'S MINE!" in capital letters.
I wear collars, because they're fun and cool.
Do I have a master?
No: masters are usually dorks (expecially goreans) and mistresses are usually masters with a female avatar or even real women, but they act like masters.
They talk a lot about how they're better than other doms, the act as self confident bulls and make you feel sure that once you're theirs, you'd be special for them "forever".

After few times they stop contacting you.

Older doms can be better than young ones, but they often end up sulking like kids because you're not devoted enough (maybe that's due to viagra's cost)

Slaves often show sad lines in their profiles like "Loving slave of master HardcockDomtheBest, who collared this slut 17 mins ago. I'll be his forever."


Some quotes

[14:27] Second Life: Incoming message from Snakebite69 Resident
[14:27] Snakebite69: points at  you come here
[14:27] Snakebite69: and dont make me tell you agin
[14:28] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb) yawns
[14:28] Snakebite69: if i had you at my castle  you woukldnt be yawning
[14:29] Snakebite69: i know all about you secraetarytypes
[14:29] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): I see
[14:30] Snakebite69: i had would have yo begging for this cock
[14:30] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): yes yes
[14:33] Snakebite69: your trying my patience
[14:33] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): and then? are you going to cry?
[14:34] Snakebite69: you need some serious training
[14:35] Snakebite69: you would be so smart mouth in  my cage getting gang banged by complete strangers
[14:35] Snakebite69: wouldnt
[14:37] Snakebite69: would turn you into Snake worshipping cock slut  dont rest me  but tahn again your all talk but im all action
[14:37] Snakebite69: test`
[14:37] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): wow a lot of things happen in your imagination
[14:38] Snakebite69: your to chicken shit to come with mne
[14:38] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): yes you're right. you win!
[14:39] Snakebite69: i knew it  pffft a dime a dozen to it comes time to putup or shut up
[14:40] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): wow, what a real man xD
[14:40] Snakebite69: and your right i would win
[14:40] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): how old are you, 12?
[14:41] Snakebite69: play accting you can hang with me laters
[14:41] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): you're so funny! go on!
[14:41] Snakebite69: was just playing smiles
[14:42] Snakebite69: im at my castle now btw
[14:42] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): I'm glad.
[14:42] Snakebite69: i thought it was fun didnt you ?
[14:43] Snakebite69: have fun  no offence was just playing with you
[14:43] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): yeah, bye
[14:43] Snakebite69: bye
[14:44] Snakebite69: some dude most have really done a number on you i pity you
[14:45] Snakebite69: unless your a lebian  than i can understand your man hating
[14:45] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): I don't hate men, only dorks xD
[14:46] Snakebite69: ou wouldnt know fun if it bit you in the ass
[14:46] Snakebite69: so back to jumping and slumming in a porn studio
[14:47] Snakebite69: theatre oops
[14:47] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): I'm going to put you in my blog as an example. Thank you for providing so much evidence!
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[21:48] Victor Stillwater walks up quietly and reaches forward, taking your glasses smoothly off your face as he looks down. "better"
[21:48] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): hey I quite like them! :P
[21:48] Victor Stillwater: they hide your eyes..  and I didn't ask if you liked them.
[21:50] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): aaah sorry, I'll just keep them without explanation then.
[21:51] Victor Stillwater gives a slight, sarcastic bow and turns

and his profile

"Sadist.  Your suffering and sacrifice pleases me.
I'm not going to own you and play daddy.  The best you can expect is to be toyed with if you seem worth the time.  If you're looking for cuddles, look elsewhere. 
I'm very direct, have a talent for RP, and have a taste for giving RL instruction.  After all...pain, imagined, is still only imaginary pain. 
Make sense when you talk to me and drop all the pretense.  Approach with caution.
Strictly  Hetero."

oh come on boy, you're on SL begging for pussy like the others, hiding behind a 50 shades parody and then chicken out when confronted xD
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[09:08] Edan Magnifico: Let me know when you are available, would you? I would love to see you in person.
[09:08] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): tp me
[09:08] Edan Magnifico: tp you?
[09:09] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): teleport me to your location!! :D
[09:09] Edan Magnifico: and I thought you were a sweet, polite girl... you do not use "please" in italy, love?

Doms and their annoying bullshits. He asked to see me but when I told him to tp me, dominant dorkness took control!
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"I am not nice. I am not Prince CHarming, I am the prince of DemonDoms. Some may say Incredibly Cruel. You will submit to me."

[12:34] The BEAST (rocky.bigbear): you will give your ass to The Beast
[12:35] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): ahahhahahahahahahhahaha ahahhahahahahahahhahaha ahahhahahahahahahhahaha ahahhahahahahahahhahaha ahahhahahahahahahhahaha ahahhahahahahahahhahaha ahahhahahahahahahhahaha ahahhahahahahahahhahaha

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[23:13] Sir Aulder: will you suck me...for 50L
[23:13] Sir Aulder: smiles...
[23:14] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): no
[23:15] Sir Aulder: when I will whip you.....you will say yess!....me laughs
[23:16] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): ahah
[23:17] Second Life: Incoming message from Sir Aulder
[23:18] Sir Aulder: is best if you follow me...as I am mad with you
[23:18] Sir Aulder: lil cunt
[23:18] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): sure, go on, I will join you shortly
[23:19] Sir Aulder: yes...I have a few things to do..first
[23:19] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): don't let me detain you 

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[21:46] Mirage (parvati.silverweb): years ago with my ex. I'm mostly sub in sex, not all the time
[21:46] gunlugger Resident: ok
[21:46] gunlugger Resident: i am super dominant, and i need total control
[21:46] Mirage (parvati.silverweb): I see
[21:48] gunlugger Resident: in rl, put a pair of panties on your head
[21:49] Mirage (parvati.silverweb): ahah no
[21:50] gunlugger Resident: i thought you were submissive
[21:51] Mirage (parvati.silverweb): yeah ok, nevermind. have a nice evening
[21:52] gunlugger: take off your shirt

 

Spammers, scammers, griefers etc

After another phishing message I decided to list all the "bad" people I meet or read in group chats (including vampires, werewolves and "girls" selling their "RL" pics).

***DON'T VISIT ANY LINK I MAY SHARE IN THIS POST!!!***

• Cai (brujahcai)
  761afb9e-44f4-4832-b2f4-56165a1b1aec
  
  [09:08] Cai (brujahcai): http://marketplacefreeshopmeshn.altervista.org/secondlife.html
• [15:09] geezerofthestreet: Looking for a whore, hooker or prostitute?
  Whorestreet has all for the perverted, horny, dirty or just plain love to have sex in a open street.
  Our No Limits, cheap, easy, fast, costly or high class, real whores can provide for ALL your adult needs. (AND MORE)
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  Find your place at: RainGap Passion (200,98,2700)
   
•  [2014/10/09 00:06] Drake2c Resident: any girls submissive when younger?  i have a question   please message me
  
  [07:54] mrstar1c: any girls submissive when younger?   message me to talk

• TRAMPS (http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Paalen/96/208/3504)

They spam TP offers with bots and 1 day old avatars...the place itself sucks

•  seksidevo4ka: sexy young girl sells her hot photos, 50 lindens one photo, IM me :)
•  Scarlett (scarlettedwards)
  5bc026d4-bb8b-4b3e-94ce-22e4567d4fbd
  uses griefing tools
• sintetiklove1
  8b8a7b7e-002d-4b28-997f-c2ecd04e702e
  particles griefer
• [13:37] Alicia (trishahimme): Please, can anyone lend the L$1.290 for pay my rent? I really need pay the tier now and I promise pay back tomorrow. I beg, someone? 
•  Charkly Sweetwater
  101b4163-3528-44fc-b1ea-57bb3d373d05
  Scammer. Spams fake marketplace urls
•  ßєℓℓє (belle.habilis)
  a71116a5-2863-4b7a-9987-9624a7a043f1
  Pushes people around, harasses avatars
• Jαcк Sσяяσωмαη (spike.sorrowman)
  b6161a6e-48ce-49e3-9558-6a6c3e13f313
  Pushes people around, harasses avatars
• eℓenα ѕeraphine dαrℓing (pippa.soulstar)
  59243813-8b31-4896-aef3-d63fd1db938f
  Pushes people around, harasses avatars
•  gisellacristofaro
  6aa3a20a-5d4b-49a3-b8f0-e286fd969566
  Phishing links in chat
•  willypileri
  0d5722d5-c55d-48a7-ba6d-ff61983a9da7
  particle spam

  Spankers and Slappers are the new toys for retarded. What are you, a drum kit with people playing you like it was a bongos concert?

[23:12] (no name): Karl Silverblade spanks SarahG Iuga's Boobs
[23:12] (no name): Karl Silverblade spanks SarahG Iuga's Boobs
[23:13] (no name): Karl Silverblade spanks SarahG Iuga's Boobs
[23:13] (no name): Karl Silverblade spanks SarahG Iuga's Face
[23:13] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:13] (no name): Karl Silverblade spanks SarahG Iuga's Face
[23:13] (no name): Karl Silverblade spanks SarahG Iuga's Boobs
[23:14] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:15] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:16] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:16] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:16] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:16] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:16] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:16] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:16] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:16] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:16] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs
[23:19] (no name): aalexav112 spanks Misaki's Boobs

"Cool" names/display names

Some cool names met around SL. 

• imcoolmacho
• Hi...my name is Annie (pixieadora)
• MasternightSpiritweever
• Sluterella
• MarcoPolaris
• Badabong Bigbear
• I'm Rhatarted (bootytrampoline)
•  mikeoflegend (legendofmike)
•  TanDemonium Yowman
• onethousandvultures (viking.metall) 
• FluffyBunnyPaws 
• ıllı sεxυαℓ түяαηησsαυя ıllı (evanstim) 
• Kitty Smile Nightroad Sky (kittysmile)
• Buttercup Milktanks (boydoll)
• SlutSophia (sophiaforyou)
• Shannon Doherty
• mrsvulva
• His Dudeness (dudist)
• Istanblue83 [he's from Istanbul]
• funnysillyname
• Please don't rape m
• Alotta Fagina
• Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio 
• Vulvarina 
• Justin Case
• InsertWittyName
• Andantina Manontroppa 
• Ibrew Meads
• Phil E Buster
• BigFrodo
• Seven Sigal
• Huma Foulsbane 
• hornyplumber
• glutenfreechaos
• Polly Paperclip
• TacticalNuclearPenguin
• The Dalai Limit
• littleknownfact 
• Sarah (definitelynotsarah)
•  PippilottaVictualiaRollgardina Langstrumpf
• pinkunicornsdancingonrainbows
• ramenstein
• clickityclick
• Mary Contrary
• NetflixnDrill
• connubialiscattusminimus.massivitus

Noobish avatars

When I started playing SL, I looked like a noob like everyone else...even worse

Freebies were awful and I had few money. 

Then I started earning some cash and my avatar improved greatly!

I said GREATLY!!

But now things are different! You can find even free or cheap mesh clothes or body parts!

But people think that they could show up with "painted" shirt, pants, no shoes and no ao and IM me with "your sexy. come and sit with me"

If you don't care about your appearance, I do! SL and RL are once again different: you can choose to look good. Do it!

And if you decide to be barefoot you're usually a man who thinks that shoes aren't important (why should I bother with shoes? They're not needed for sex!) or a woman who thinks that feet can be sexy. In the 2nd case GET YOURSELF SCULPTED OR MESH BARE FEET!!!

The basic bare feet look like this

Do you really like to look like someone with rhino hooves? A mermaid with seal fins?

And then the ao. Any, free ao is better than no ao at all. The basic SL ao makes the avatar move like he was saying "Hey, look at me, I'm a wardrobe!"

A guy even told me
"I had an ao but I deleted it because if I wear an ao, how people could understand what I'm looking at?"

Tell me, do people really care??

•  8 months old av

This guy manages to smoke weed and vape at the same time

Young girl avatars

Ok, stop with the bullshits.
A lot of men like young girls and a lot of girls like to look young.
There are lots of groups and clubs for older men and younger girls in SL and I believe that disclaimers saying "No kids allowed" must be put somewhere.
But here's the funny part: I've been banned from "Old Grandpa's Home" because they considered me a "child avatar" (I never had a kid shape so it must have been because my avatar wasn't 8 feet tall).
I told them there was no point in running a sim for pedos and then banning all the avatars looking younger than 30 or shorter than a giraffe.
Or I've been banned from "LAR'S *OLDER MEN YOUNGER WOMEN" because my av looked old enough but my ao was too childish.

Ok, let's say that: if you call your sim/club

LAR'S *OLDER MEN YOUNGER WOMEN
Old Grandpa's Home
M+Y - Mature and Young
Lolitas - young /adult/ old  place
***Dirty lolita - Horny 18+ teens and young girls
Daddy's No-Tell Playground
Rock-A-Baby Daddy / Babygirl
FUCK ME DADDY

you want young female avatars in it. All you have to do is to put a disclaimer, like they did in Giggles Beach saying "This is a beach for avatars of all ages, not a hook up place. If you feel harassed, call the staff" and then leave people be. Or, otherwise, run a different kind of club.

Someone told me that the rules became stricter because in Germany you can be persecuted in RL if you have sex with a child avatar in SL.
I don't want to think what they do to german people who play Assassin's creed.

• And then a wild dork appears:

[06:55] Lee Ashley (leeashley.gossipgirl): Just so you know; I've taken your picture, and I'm reporting you to both the management here and Linden Labs for Ageplay. I suggest you poof quickly
[06:56] Seraphim (parvati.silverweb): thanks for the info

• Is he serious?

I was discussing a ban I received from a nude beach and the member of the staff looked at my groups and said:

[2016/07/10 01:59]  XXX: horny female masturbation humpers! - not bannable but on a family beach???
[2016/07/10 02:00]  XXX: jaibail babysitters .....
[2016/07/10 02:00]  XXX: not te best profile for a beach with kids etc

Sorry? Are you real with this?
Does he really believe kid avatars are controlled by kids and you need to protect them? Doesn't he really know every nude beach for all ages is just A PICK UP POINT?? Maybe I should tell him how many times those "kids" asked me for sex, even those with pacifiers or diapers.
I agree with following LL rules to protect the sim but you must be either naive or hypocrite to say "not the best profile for a beach with kids"

• Maui swinger fascist camp

I had the privilege to join Maui Swingers Group, paying 300L (because it's sooo exclusive). Nice place and the people seemed nice too.
After few days:

[2017/08/12 09:10] HellsX Resident: Astra, I hate to bother you but your avis looks a bit too young to be here at Maui. Three admins have already gotten complaints from the guests
[2017/08/12 09:11] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): omg really??? I'm taller than 160! I'm not wearing child clothes,,,
[2017/08/12 09:11] HellsX Resident: You have been ejected from 'Maui Swingers Resort' by HellsX Resident.
[2017/08/12 09:11] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): not even the time to answer, thank you.

I complained with the owner and got my membership back.
Some days after that:

[2017/08/23 21:41] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): hello!
[2017/08/23 21:41] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): I wanted to let you know that some people had  complained about you "skipping" around the sim like a little child
[2017/08/23 21:42] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): I've never seen you doing it, but I wanted to let you know
[2017/08/23 21:42] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): look at me
[2017/08/23 21:42] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): this?
[2017/08/23 21:42] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): that is not a child skipping
[2017/08/23 21:42] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): thank you
[2017/08/23 21:43] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): yeah
[2017/08/23 21:43] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): they also said they thought your avi is child like which I don't get at all
[2017/08/23 21:44] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): I don't really know!! I like pigtails but well...
[2017/08/23 21:45] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): it says right on your profile you don't do age play

good, sorted with the owner! I hoped it wouldn't happen again...
but then...

[22:59] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): please  don't float
[22:59] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): thank you
[23:00] Astra et Luna (parvati.silverweb): omg it's just my ao that has a couple of floating animations in it
[23:01] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): yeah
[23:01] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): and its only my dislike for floating that had me ask you to stop
[23:02] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): feel free to float all you want someplace else
[23:02] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): You have been ejected from 'Maui Swingers Resort' by Bandor Beningborough.

ok, dear mr Mussolini, enjoy your lil fascist camp where you need to be all clones 3 meters tall with DD cup and mesh muscles. You didn't complain about my appearance or floating when...

[2016/11/10 20:54] Bandor Tyrell (bandor.beningborough): i could spend the next 10 minutes going down on you ;)

Fuck & Run

Men usually lose interest after orgasm, expecially on SL, where they don't have, in most cases, any love bond with the partner.
When the had what they wanted, how to get rid of the horny chatterbox holding them between their legs?

First, you can see it coming: some start changing poses madly, others go quiet, others... well... start typing.. things!

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
"ooooooooooooh"
"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh"
(yes, some use all the vowels)


"cumminnnnnnnnnnng"
(I'm glad you have the control to actually type it)

"jhhffujfkuttutuktutudku"
(hitting the keyboard would be appopriate)
And now? Sweet talk? Another go to let her cum too? Aaaargh!

• 14.4 modem syndrome

They go quiet for a while, send you a friendship request and then log off.
I usually wait few minutes for them to come back. They usually don't.
And I usually mute them to avoid the usual "Sorry dear, I crashed last time. Why don't we start again?"

• I forgot I had to go to the dentist's

After the white/sticky fireworks disappear from the sky, they tell you "Sorry, I didn't realize it was so late! I've to be in Gotham city in 10 mins! May I add you? I am the night!"
I usually don't answer to these ones. Let her go and don't accept the request.

• I'm 40, live with parents and they forgot to knock first

Like the ones above, they just spam a friendship request and say "Sorry, rl" and jump into hyperspace.

• Hey, at least I'm clean!

Those often deserve a 2nd chance: they cum and say "I made a mess, time to clean/shower!"

• Hestuck

[00:50] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): let me guess: orgasm and SL crashes
[00:50] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): lol
[00:51] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): i was ejected
[00:51] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): tp me back pls
[00:51] Second Life: Teleport offer sent to Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich)
[00:53] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): grrr imstuck
[00:53] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): im must relog
[00:53] Dr. Ulich (martin.ulich): sorry

• M5S

[03:27] FiveStarsMovement: niente male per essere la prima volta :)))
[03:27] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): :)
[03:28] FiveStarsMovement: ora devo andare a pranzo
[03:29] FiveStarsMovement: che gia rompono
[03:29] FiveStarsMovement: lol
[03:29] Cherubim (parvati.silverweb): si ok, ciao

Perchè frequento solo sim straniere...

Alcuni mi chiedono perchè giro solo sim straniere, invece che passare più tempo con i miei connazionali..
Perchè amate così tanto lo spam e le gesture???
Non si riesce a stare 10 minuti in una sim italiana senza dover mettere in muto almeno 3 persone!!

Poi, dopo 2 parole, subito "Qui c'è lag, andiamo altrove?". No, non è vero! Non c'è lag! Sto bene qui!

Imparate l'inglese, accidenti! Siamo nel 2014, il paese sta andando alla malora e c'è ancora gente che quasi si vanta di non parlare inglese. I più poi usano quei fantastici traduttori...
Beh ho una brutta notizia per voi: voi pensate di stare dicendo "Ciao bellissima, come sei sensuale, ti va di farmi compagnia?" e, di solito, il traduttore dice qualcosa tipo "Saluti di bell'aspetto, di che tipo di sensazione, desideri tenere un componente?"

E non vi aggiungo agli amici perchè, stranamente, mi contattate 10 secondi prima di staccare!

In più nelle sim italiane stressano con la storia dell'altezza molto più che in quelle straniere. Mi spiace, ma non ho complessi di inferiorità, quindi non mi serve un avatar alto 2 metri.

Infine non verrò a letto con voi in RL.